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Item Description: Six-sided dice that can occasionally land on a seven.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ████████ Gaming Society in ████████, Maryland Current Status: Being used for research by Dr. Item Description: C███-C███ branded and stylized cola glass.
All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed.
Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment. Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, ███████ Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver.
When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!
Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface. Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████ Current Status: In storage.
Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Site-19 Current Status: Destroyed after being dropped by canteen worker █████ ███████.
" Date of Recovery: 09-03-████ Location of Recovery: Wichita, Kansas, USA Current Status: In storage at Site 19's vintage weapons depository.
Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly.